dear emily aka the bachelorette

just some tips for you…

1. if he has more product in his hair that you have in your’s, send him packing.

2. if he’s wearing skinny jeans, send him packing.

3. if he has any kind of hat on other than a baseball cap, send him packing.

4. if he cries over missing his family, send him packing.

5. if he tells you he won’t love on you if you get fat, send him packing.

6. if he tells you what you should do, send him packing.

7. if he can’t list any negative qualities about himself, send him packing.

 

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